The Clamper's Creed

As I pass through this life, may I always be humble; may I never take myself serious-"a stuffed shirt"; may I always appreciate a little of the "ridiculous"; may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way and if I imbibe and can't hold it like a man, then may I always be able to "Pass it to the next brother"; may I never forget the stout- hearted men who settled a great Western wilderness and the heritage we have today; may I never fail to appreciate a bit of Western lore. ---------ANON